The Weekly Troll, Volume 1, Issue X!

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Sound the air siren, The Weekly Troll Issue X (that’s “ten” in Super Bowl speak) is out! This five page issue is gonna rock so hard that you won’t even know what has become of you afterwards. In this issue we will talk about the presumed President Schmidly, the Koch brothers, black metal, the Occupy Wall Street and (un)Occupy Burque movements, latex dildos, our second zine reading, Halloween, the eXiled, making money for next year, the American Legislative Exchange Counsel, a hack, the football team, the Buffalo BEAST, Anonymous, why you suck and Noam Chomsky. We even got a new face lift too.

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The Weekly Troll, Volume 1, Issue 9/11!

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It was hell getting Issue 9/11 out. Just horrible! When we were about to hit send, the door to the office was kicked down and immediately some large gentlemen in black came streaming in and put a hood over my head. They drove me around for a while and I ended up where I could only imagine was the Coca-Cola bottling plant where I was tortured for hours on end. I was put in a pitch dark room with shit all over the walls where I laid strapped down to and electrocuted. Followed by a water boarding session in which I think they used this god-awful substance called “Dr. Pepper.” I dunno, it tasted awful. Right before they were gonna break my knees and other extremities,  I finally had a breakdown and screamed: “FINE. I DID IT FOR TEH LOLZAH!” After that they dropped me off at the back of the Denny’s across teh university on Central where I scrambled to the nearest computer to send Issue 9/11 to the listserv.

Like always, our best work yet!

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The Weekly Troll’s Zine Reading 1!

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This week’s edition of The Troll will be a little different. Last week, we formally introduced ourselves to Albuquerque’s zine scene so everyone there knows what we’re all about. If you ever wondered when it was okay to laugh during the articles, then now you’ll no. No canned laughs here– it’s 100 percent live, raw and in stereo.  Although there’s some  articles from the previous issues, we did release two articles that night: Libertarianism in the U.K., and Conquering the center. If you wanted to to come but didn’t know about it, then you should have fanned us on facebook or follow us on twitter. Seeing how it’s an MP3– people can be reading, engaged in nefarious activities, and it you’re a professor or instructor you finally have an excuse to laugh while you give a pupil a failing grade. And just as a fair warning, there are four, six, and thirteen letter English words so you may want your kids to put on their ear muffs.

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P.S. I recorded all the readings with the exception of the very first one that night. If you’re a zinester that was there, did a reading and wouldn’t mind me putting you’re reading up, then feel free to contact me!

The Weekly Troll, Volume 1, Issue 5!

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Let me say this about Issue 5– it’s the tits! This one features our third original article in the Page d’Art featuring Jessica R. Metcalfe, who talks about Native fashion. I would keep typing, but I feel bad holding you guys from this epic issue.

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The Weekly Troll, Volume 1, Issue 4!

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I apologies for flaking out on posting this earlier, but I live in Albuquerque, it’s sort of the thing to do. Anyways, here’s Issue 4. If you don’t like it, I’ll understand. When I hit the send button, I was like “WTF did I just do!”

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