The Weekly Troll: Volume 2, Issue 1

After a long hiatus, were back. It’s 33 pages long so get reading… after clicking here: Volume2_Issue1.

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The Weekly Troll, Volume 1, Issue X!

Sound the air siren, The Weekly Troll Issue X (that’s “ten” in Super Bowl speak) is out! This five page issue is gonna rock so hard that you won’t even know what has become of you afterwards. In this issue we will talk about the presumed President Schmidly, the Koch brothers, black metal, the Occupy Wall Street and (un)Occupy Burque movements, latex dildos, our second zine reading, Halloween, the eXiled, making money for next year, the American Legislative Exchange Counsel, a hack, the football team, the Buffalo BEAST, Anonymous, why you suck and Noam Chomsky. We even got a new face lift too.

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The Weekly Troll, Volume 1, Issue 9/11!

It was hell getting Issue 9/11 out. Just horrible! When we were about to hit send, the door to the office was kicked down and immediately some large gentlemen in black came streaming in and put a hood over my head. They drove me around for a while and I ended up where I could only imagine was the Coca-Cola bottling plant where I was tortured for hours on end. I was put in a pitch dark room with shit all over the walls where I laid strapped down to and electrocuted. Followed by a water boarding session in which I think they used this god-awful substance called “Dr. Pepper.” I dunno, it tasted awful. Right before they were gonna break my knees and other extremities,  I finally had a breakdown and screamed: “FINE. I DID IT FOR TEH LOLZAH!” After that they dropped me off at the back of the Denny’s across teh university on Central where I scrambled to the nearest computer to send Issue 9/11 to the listserv.

Like always, our best work yet!

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The Weekly Troll, Volume 1, Issue 5!

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Let me say this about Issue 5– it’s the tits! This one features our third original article in the Page d’Art featuring Jessica R. Metcalfe, who talks about Native fashion. I would keep typing, but I feel bad holding you guys from this epic issue.

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The Weekly Troll, Volume 1, Issue 4!

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I apologies for flaking out on posting this earlier, but I live in Albuquerque, it’s sort of the thing to do. Anyways, here’s Issue 4. If you don’t like it, I’ll understand. When I hit the send button, I was like “WTF did I just do!”

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The Weekly Troll, Volume 1, Issue 3!

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Issue 3 was released on February 8, 2011,  and contains our first two featured articles. The first one in the Page d’Art, which dealt with us going to the world premiere of Green Fire: Aldo Leopold and a land ethic for out time, and the second one concerned our series, Shortchanged: FY2012. Oh, and our first Image d’Art. Trust me, it’s some good stuff.

 

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The Weekly Troll, Volume 1, Issue 2!

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Issue 2 was first published on February 2, 2011: the same day that Governor Vuvu declared a state of emergency! It wasn’t because Issue 2 came out, but we certainly like to think so. It was because it was so damn cold in New Mexico most people didn’t know what to do. Besides, this was out most classiest issue– It only has the fuck-word in it twice!

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The Weekly Troll, Volume 1, Issue 1!

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That’s right, it’s the online release of the very first Issue of The Weekly Troll. It was released on January 25,  2011 to the disgust of grammar nazis everywhere but our hearts were in the right place.

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The Weekly Troll, Volume 1, Issue 8!

 

 

 

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I’ll be putting all of my previous issues on this webpage through out the week…Starting with Issue 1!